ظلمني الوقت
01-05-2005, 05:05 PM
Coloured People
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said,"Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
When I was born I was black
When I grew up I was black
When I'm sick I'm black
When I go in the sun I'm black
When I'm cold I'm black
When I die I'll be black
But you sir...
When you're born you're pink
When you're sick, you're green
When you go in the sun you turn red
When you're cold you turn blue
And when you die you turn purple
And you have the nerve to call me colored
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said,"Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
When I was born I was black
When I grew up I was black
When I'm sick I'm black
When I go in the sun I'm black
When I'm cold I'm black
When I die I'll be black
But you sir...
When you're born you're pink
When you're sick, you're green
When you go in the sun you turn red
When you're cold you turn blue
And when you die you turn purple
And you have the nerve to call me colored
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away